Classic Fucks

$20.00

A horribly wonderful mix between a frog and a duck, these were made to aid you when you just can’t be bothered to give a fuck

Make great gifts!!!

Fancy Fucks: have a little hat as well as their standard accessory

Fuzzy Fucks: very soft compared to other specimen

Standard Fucks: your average fuck

Rainbow Fuck: more colorful than most, but still recognizable as a fuck 

approximately 4.5” x 3” x 2.5”, coloration and accessories may vary, one will be chosen for you at random

Color:

A horribly wonderful mix between a frog and a duck, these were made to aid you when you just can’t be bothered to give a fuck

Make great gifts!!!

Fancy Fucks: have a little hat as well as their standard accessory

Fuzzy Fucks: very soft compared to other specimen

Standard Fucks: your average fuck

Rainbow Fuck: more colorful than most, but still recognizable as a fuck 

approximately 4.5” x 3” x 2.5”, coloration and accessories may vary, one will be chosen for you at random